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What Sucks...Bears!
They run 40 mph, stand 9 feet high, climb any tree and I just saw an internet video where one bit through a tire…why don’t we call them monsters again? Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…The Reaper
RIP the great Larry Hagman. Played one of the all time bastards on TV with his character of “JR” in Dallas, and for my money, and even greater one in “I Dream Of Jeannie” where he kept a woman in a...
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What Sucks…Quick Hits Joke Dump: The Boy Scouts Of America, Bristol Palin,...
…The Boy Scouts Of AmericaDenied a 17 year-old Eagle Scout status because he’s gay! Here’s the official quote: “He hasn’t lived up to the principle of ‘Duty to God’”, said the Scoutmaster, who wants to...
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What Sucks…Team Breezy, Death Treat Tweets
...Always be respectful. Always keep your hands visible. Do not make any sudden movements. Maintain polite eye contact. Do not reach for anything...The simple yet sad, set of instructions that inform...
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What Sucks…PETA!
So people are kind of freaking out about these naked pictures of Wendy Williams but I don’t know what the big deal is. It’s the human body, people! This is nothing any of us haven’t seen...
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: NFL Players Using Viagra, Yassir Arafat, Angus T....
…NFL Players Using Viagra!I knew something was up when I saw Ed Reed tackle a guy from 5 yards away! What the hell is next? If you find yourself playing football for more than four hours, please...
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What Sucks…Chris Brown
SO SWEET! OMG, over the weekend, Chris Brown instagrammed this sexy photo of him and Rihanna hanging out…OR…this photo of him looking for Rihanna who is cleverly hiding under a camouflage...
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What Sucks…The Reaper!
World’s Oldest Person, Besse Cooper, 116 years old, has died. New, World’s Oldest Person, 115-year-old Dina Manfredini, of Johnston, Iowa…you’re on the clock! Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Lindsay Lohan
Arrested again?! How much longer can this go on?! And how many more times will her irresponsible behavior land her on in newspaper headlines and magazine covers?! Let’s be very clear to any of the...
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Kennedy Center Honors, Man Who Dressed Up As Madea...
…The Kennedy Center HonorsNice job giving an award to Led Zep! It’s about time someone was honored with a Mark Twain prize, who “F-ed” a girl with a fish! …Dude Who Dressed Up As Madea to Rob A...
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What Sucks…Rise Of The Guardians
Santa Claus, the Easter Bunny, Jack Frost and the Tooth Fairy as an Avengers-type superhero team? This is without a doubt for me the SECOND least-looked-forward-to movie of the year. (The first is...
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What Sucks…Nestor The Long-Eared Christmas Donkey: A What Sucks Classic!
BLOG NOTE: So what if I’ve been watching a lot of “ABC Family’s 25 Days of Christmas” specials, I’m a new dad to a 13 month-old and still trying to figure out how to use the TV as a babysitter- get off...
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What Sucks…Hef & His Bride to Be! (Crystal Harris!)
The on again, off again romance is back on again! Hef, now 86, and Crystal now 26 and clearly with her back against the wall will tie the knot in January. The couple will promise to “have and to hold,...
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What Sucks…Hurricane Sandy, Big Time.
Tonight is the 12.12.12. Concert For Sandy Relief. It will be televised live from New York City’s Madison Square Garden. The list of talent performing is completely insane- Bruce, The Who, Paul...
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What Sucks Salutes …Women With Bad Taste In Men
…Dottie Sandusky (AKA Mrs. Jerry Sandusky)Ooof. Pretty shitty husband picker. I bet deep down, she’s wishing she went with whoever her second choice was. Ironically, I think the same can be said for...
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What Sucks…Boots & Cops
This is beautiful! So nice to see New York City cops finally getting along with Occupy Wall Street Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: Demi Moore, Stop & Frisk, The Dudes Who Sued The...
…Demi Moore! Things are heating up between Demi Moore and new boyfriend 26 year old Vito Schnabel. And by “heating up”, I mean Schnabel recently brought her a blanket because she was “feeling a draft!”...
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What Sucks Presents…Christmas A-holes: The Grinch (A What Sucks Classic)
Sure Christmas is the time to celebrate good will for all men and to wish for “peace on earth” and all that shit, but you also have to admit, as a time of year it can really bring the dicks out of the...
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What Sucks…Quick Hits Joke Dump: Klhoe Kardashian, Demi Moore, The Two Dudes...
…Khloe KardashainCongrats on a full season of hosting The X Factor, looks like all those years of hosting two X chromosomes paid off! …Demi MooreBreaking up with her boyfriend already?! Well, on the...
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What Sucks…Chimney Sweeps!
Hey jag-offs, you work in a chimney, why the hell are you coming to work in a tuxedo?! At least lose the top hat! What are you spending on dry cleaning per month? 14 grand?! “Hmmm…yes sir, one over...
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