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What Sucks...Instagram!

Hey Instragram, because you're all about the "square" formatting, I can't show any of my followers (all 178 of them- follow WhatSucksBlog on Instagram here!) the full glory of this El Camino I saw this...

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What Sucks…Indiana!

Despite the backlash to Indiana’s “Religious Freedom Restoration Act” I am afraid to report that the Genie is in fact out of the bottle and that if you are gay and want to have Memories Pizza in...

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What Sucks…Taking Selfies In Front of Building Explosions

What’s worse?  Taking selfies in front of the recent NYC building collapse or… …taking a selfie in front of a recent NYC building collapse using a “selfie stick”?  Probably the “selfie stick”, right?...

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What Sucks...@HolesComedy- My New Monthly Stand Up Show!

To the 14 people who still may check this site out over the course of a year- I'm doing a new show on the Upper West Side these days, where you can check me out live as well as some of the best Stand...

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What Sucks...Rick Santorum!

The worst Presidential candidate ever to run in my lifetime is back!So what new lows of hackery and cynicism lie ahead for us?  Already this turd-muffin has taken on the Pope, who by the way, by...

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What Sucks…Quick Hits: God, Meryl Streep, Paul Simon, People Who Make Diapers...

…God Thanks for all the ear hair!  We’re created in Your own image?  Who are you, character actor Paul Dooley?!…Meryl Streep Overrated!  What’s the big deal? She’s 3 for 18 when it comes to Oscars,...

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What Sucks…Homeless Dudes Who Hold The Signs That Say “Give Me Money For Weed...

Dudes, the joke was old before you dropped out of high school and decided to “skate board”. I can barely afford MY weed and MY beer- get a job!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!

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What Sucks...New @Holes Comedy Show This Monday Night 6/22!

HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! @HolesComedy Show is back!  This Monday night- the day AFTER Father'sDay- so bring your old man, or step dad- anyone who might have done the nasty with your mom and enjoy an awesome...

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What Sucks Presents...Lousy Ways To Use Go-Pros!

A piece carrying stupidity to new levels in which people use Go-Pro's in lousy ways. Follow What Sucks on Twitter!

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What Sucks…Asparagus!

People always talk about what Asparagus does to your pee- let me tell you something, it ain’t doing your poo any favors either!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!

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What Sucks…Subway Performers Who Suck: A What Sucks Investigative Report!...

It’s a widely accepted fact in New York City that the act of going down into the subway is not unpleasant enough.  The subway just doesn’t stink enough, there are far too few rats and without question,...

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What Sucks…Quick Hits: Elderly Twins, Cab Drivers, Mummenschanz, Mistresses

…Elderly Twins Stop going out in public, running into you in any setting is chilling! …Cab DriversI don’t even want to talk to these dudes to tell them where I want to go, yet they’re constantly on the...

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What Sucks...Carly Fiorina!

Don't know who she is?  This video has everything you need to know about her, PLUS stick puppets!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!

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What Sucks...Doggy Day Care

Greg Giraldo died on this date 5 years ago and while I was not close with him, I did pitch and write this bit for his show Stand Up Nation with Greg Giraldo. The pitch I wrote was a paragraph of about...

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What Sucks…Subway Performers Who Suck: A What Sucks Investigative Report!...

Picture yourself on a beach in the Caribbean.  You are surrounded by beautiful flowers, a delicious frozen drink in your hand.  Your feet feel the fine, pink sand under them as a light breeze blows....

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What Sucks…The Reaper

There’s not much to say here. David Bowie was a giant creative force for good in the universe and his loss makes this planet a much less cool place. The man has been responsible for a tremendous output...

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What Sucks…The Reaper

Well, it looks like the Reaper has decided to be a real asshole this week. On Monday, he took the great Bowie, then, the next day, he took one of the great “that guy” actors of his generation,David...

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What Sucks...This Guy

GOP Debate tonight!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!

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What Sucks...The Reaper

Colorful character actor, George Gaynes, whose memorable turns as Soleil Moon Frye’s step-dad in the 1980’s sitcom “Punky Brewster”, as well as Dustin Hoffman’s would-be suitor in Tootsie, died this...

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What Sucks…The Reaper

My favorite episode of The Gong Show is the one where every single contestant who comes out, sings “Feelings”.   Of course, the great Chuck Barris acts as if he has no idea what’s going on. After the...

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What Sucks…Nazis! (Alt-Right, Richard Spencer)

I won’t pretend to know what keeps the slight flicker of the Neo-Nazi movement alive (outside of prisons) in our country.  (Inside prisons, I get it.) I understand that there’s little to do in the...

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What Sucks...Spiderman Homecoming! Perv Watch: Vol. 38

Hey, people in charge of the new Spiderman movie, we get it, you want us to want to boink Aunt May.  Seriously, way to be subtle. She’s gone from old lady to “less old lady” to Mona Lisa Friggin Vito....

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What Sucks...Depressed Fish!

Fish Depression no laughing matter?  I beg to differ!Are there therapists for fish?  'Cause if a fish is talking about a feeling of "drowning" and not having any "oxygen", they may be talking about...

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What Sucks...Pimps!

A pimp in Vancouver is suing a newspaper because he claims it ruined his rep.I get it, you spend your whole life building your rep as a pimp- you offer health insurance, dental, 401K- and then some...

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What Sucks…T-Rex Boudoir Shots: Perv Watch Vol. 39

Perv-a-saurus!  Let’s hope they don’t move in herds.  Laugh all you want, but this is what dinosaurs have to go through to get cast in a Harvey Weinstein T-Rex movie.  WTF is going on here?  Look, I...

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