Congrats on a full season of hosting The X Factor, looks like all those years of hosting two X chromosomes paid off!
Breaking up with her boyfriend already?! Well, on the plus side that does clear the way her to date the eTrade baby.
…The Judge In The Case Where Two Dudes Sued The Bachelor
Look, I get it that you ruled against them, but did you have to announce your verdict by dramatically handing a rose to the lawyers for ABC?!
Brilliant move, counselors! I wonder how many times you had to stop the witness mid-sentence by saying, “Yes, thank you Mr. West, but we were not asking how hot Kim’s tape with Ray J got you…” By the way, how bout a “spoiler alert” for how next season’s “Keeping Up With The Kardashians” ends after Kanye gets married to Kim and then divorced the next day!
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