What Sucks…Chimney Sweeps!

Hey jag-offs, you work in a chimney, why the hell are you coming to work in a tuxedo?! At least lose the top hat! What are you spending on dry cleaning per month? 14 grand?!

“Hmmm…yes sir, one over coat and hat - that will be 12 grand…”

Break out the sweats!
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