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What Sucks Presents…Christmas A-holes: The Heat Miser
I hope this Christmas finds you healthy and happy, trying desperately to forget what a debacle 2012 was by pounding eggnog at an alarming rate at your office Christmas party. I say, go for it- let...
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What Sucks Presents…Christmas Greetings To Small, Very Specific Groups That...
Sure it’s easy to say Merry Christmas to your best buds, beloved wife or sexy hot mistress- anyone can do that, but what about those smaller, seemingly forgotten groups of people who also deserve some...
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What Sucks Presents…Not Helping!
…People Telling Joe The Plumber to Run For Congress!Hey, a-holes, America is not “The Producers”, producing it in the worst way possible will not lead to a financial windfall! …Netflix President’s...
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What Sucks…The Octomom, The Octomom Going To The Porn Awards!
It’s true, Nadya Suleman will be attending the AVN’s (Adult Video News Awards) where she’s actually nominated for a few and the odds on favorite to win “Most Needed Pixalation”. Follow What Sucks on...
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What Sucks…Vultures: A What Sucks Classic
Behold, the bird’s entry into the “World’s Shittiest Animal Sweepstakes”- the vulture. Vultures look like this, eat rotting flesh and defend themselves by projectile vomiting at their enemies. Throw in...
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What Sucks Presents…Unlikely Mob Wives Plot Lines!
"Carla & Renee get ready to go to their MIT reunion & Big Ang takes the girls to go see Wilco"Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Ray J
Releasing a song about Kim K called “I Hit It First”?! Real classy. Besides this being just plain disrespectful to Kanye and his girl, it also has NOT gone over well. Which A) shows that Ray J is a...
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What Sucks…Jason Collins
N.B. Gay! Jason Collins became the first openly gay, male pro-athlete when he came out in a Sports Illustrated article. I have to say I am happy with the support the guy has gotten from professional...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...The Chase Freedom “Footloose” Commercial
Finally something worse than the Footloose remake! Look at this piece of crap! How the hell was this made? At one point they are at a loss for rhymes and have to throw a “hound” into the video just to...
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What Sucks…Kim K
Kim K went to the famous Met Gala on Sunday…dressed like a couch. Oh boy. Ready? Okay... I heard on the red carpet, they asked her who she was wearing and she said “Jennifer’s Convertibles”. After...
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What Sucks…Mr. Cee
New York DJ, whobroke the Notorious BIG gets caught once again for picking up a male prostitute. At this point it would be news if Mr. Cee was stopped with a female prostitute. Yet in an interview...
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What Sucks…Michael Jackson In The News
First off, there were autopsy reports. He died of a drug overdose, which we knew, but there was other information revealed here and I have to say, we got off easy. So the guy had his lips tattooed...
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What Sucks…V8!
I could have had a V8- but didn’t! Good thing too, because I didn’t feel like drinking room-temperature tomato soup!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: The Bear Family From The Charmin Commercials, The...
…The Bear Family From The Charmin CommercialsEnd the experiment and just go back to shitting wildly wherever you're at, you savage killers!…The KnicksWelcome Rasheed Wallace, Kurt Thomas and Marcus...
View ArticleWhat Sucks Presents...Shorter: Piano Man By Billy Joel
What Sucks is about to save you about 6 minutes here..."This whole place sucks, I'm surrounded by lonely alcoholics. Paul, sorry, I haven't got around to reading your "real estate novel". Thank you...
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What Sucks Presents...Don't Worry!
Don't worry everyone, no need to worry! There's a Broadway version of "Bring It On" AND Jeff Probst has a talk show!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: Starbucks, Your Facebook Picture, Big Ang, Roman Numerals
…Starbucks Thank God I get to a Starbucks every once in a while, otherwise I would never be able to hear the soundtrack from “Once”!…Your Facebook Profile Pic I’m writing a piece about people who don’t...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…The People In Everlast’s What Its Like Song
What the hell is wrong with you people? If you don’t want to give a guy some spare change just say no, or better yet don’t say anything, why do you have to call him a “fucking slob” and tell him to get...
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What Sucks…Holograms
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: Diablo Cody, The Tour de’ France, The Writers of the...
…Diablo Cody On Twitter! I really want to follow her but not sure if I can get a twitter app on my HAMBURGER PHONE! …The Tour de’ France Can we change it to Tour OF France, already? The other two...
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