…People Telling Joe The Plumber to Run For Congress!
Hey, a-holes, America is not “The Producers”, producing it in the worst way possible will not lead to a financial windfall!
…Netflix President’s Apologies
Dude, what the hell happened to your company? Three weeks ago, if anyone was going to apologize, it was going to be me for keeping Season 2 Disk 4 of Mad Men (…it’s not a wheel…it’s a carousel) on my desk unopened since October, 2010. Now I get an apology every other day from you, I suggest you rent The Godfather from yourself and watch this scene repeatedly.
…Hank Williams, Jr.’s New Song About Fox & Friends and ESPN
Dude, ESPN shit-canning you and Fox & Friends throwing you under the bus is not your First Amendment rights being denied, it’s just people using their right to free speech to take a dump on you. The song you should be singing is…
ARE YOU READY FOR SOME…FALL-OUT FROM CALLING THE PRESIDENT HITLER?! SOME MONDAY NIGHT...FALL-OUT FROM CALLING THE PRESIDENT HITLER!
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