First off, there were autopsy reports. He died of a drug overdose, which we knew, but there was other information revealed here and I have to say, we got off easy. So the guy had his lips tattooed pink and the top of his head tattooed black to match his wigs. Who cares- we got off easy! It very well could have been that they opened him up and there were 4 little Michaels in there controlling a very weird Michael robot!
His child’s biological father was revealed and it was British actor Mark Lester. Who is the kid’s Godfather and seems normal. Again, relief! It could have very well been a giraffe or something. Or even worse, Tito.
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