What Sucks…Hef & His Bride to Be! (Crystal Harris!)

The on again, off again romance is back on again! Hef, now 86, and Crystal now 26 and clearly with her back against the wall will tie the knot in January. The couple will promise to “have and to hold, till…probably some time in March, right?” If anyone here has any objection as to why these two should not be married, to please speak up so the groom can hear you!

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