Things are heating up between Demi Moore and new boyfriend 26 year old Vito Schnabel. And by “heating up”, I mean Schnabel recently brought her a blanket because she was “feeling a draft!”
New York’s controversial Stop and Frisk program is headed to court where a judge will rule on its legality. Cops say they’re ready to defend it and will go all the way to the Supreme Court to stop and frisk Sonia Sotomayor if they have to!
A federal judge dismissed a discrimination case filed by 2 black men against “The Bachelor” and “The Bachelorette”. Not all is lost however as black men were able to retain the rights to Kim Kardashian.
…Concept of “World’s Greatest Dad!” So the World’s Greatest Dad gets a coffee mug, or a T-Shirt, and the world’s Worst Dad gets strippers, mistresses and booze! This has to be completely re-thought! Do. The. Math.*
*Denotes: I have been allowed to use the phrase “Do The Math” 5 times in the history of this blog without having to be punched in the nuts by one lucky reader. This is the second use of such phrase. I have three left.
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