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What Sucks…Homeless Dudes Who Hold The Signs That Say “Give Me Money For Weed...
Dudes, the joke was old before you dropped out of high school and decided to “skate board”. I can barely afford MY weed and MY beer- get a job!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks...New @Holes Comedy Show This Monday Night 6/22!
HUGE ANNOUNCEMENT! @HolesComedy Show is back! This Monday night- the day AFTER Father'sDay- so bring your old man, or step dad- anyone who might have done the nasty with your mom and enjoy an awesome...
View ArticleWhat Sucks Presents...Lousy Ways To Use Go-Pros!
A piece carrying stupidity to new levels in which people use Go-Pro's in lousy ways. Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Asparagus!
People always talk about what Asparagus does to your pee- let me tell you something, it ain’t doing your poo any favors either!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…Subway Performers Who Suck: A What Sucks Investigative Report!...
It’s a widely accepted fact in New York City that the act of going down into the subway is not unpleasant enough. The subway just doesn’t stink enough, there are far too few rats and without question,...
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: Elderly Twins, Cab Drivers, Mummenschanz, Mistresses
…Elderly Twins Stop going out in public, running into you in any setting is chilling! …Cab DriversI don’t even want to talk to these dudes to tell them where I want to go, yet they’re constantly on the...
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What Sucks...Stamps in Finland!
Let’s face it, in the US, snail mail is dying a slow death. The concept of writing a letter, putting a stamp on it and mailing it is a lost art and is being replaced by email, texting, IMing and any...
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What Sucks…The NSA! (Vol. 1)
The NSA, you know the people apparently reading your emails, listening in on your phone calls and examining your texts- they’re sick of you texting that girl “U up?” by the way, are looking into...
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What Sucks…Eric Cantor: So Long, Douchebag Edition
Eric Cantor, (more like Eric CANTor- you all can use that!) one of the country’s leading douches, and the very douche to tweet the above thanking BOSSES for their contribution on Labor Day, was voted...
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What Sucks Presents…Doctor or Not A Doctor!
With Measles making a comeback like and set to go on tour with mumps when school starts up again this fall, WhatSucksBlog thought it might be time to play a round of it's brand new game show,...
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What Sucks Salutes Women With Bad Taste In Men: Leidy Figueroa!
Pretty soon, Leidy Figueroa will marry Joran Van der Sloot, if you want to get them a gift they are registered at Crate and Barrel, and Batesville Casket company! I hear the vows are, “to have and to...
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What Sucks…The TSA’s Instagram!
If you get a second and want to be disturbed to the point where you can’t sleep, head on over to the TSA’s Instagram feed- and relax, because it’s not pictures of you being patted down or going...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Carly Fiorina!
Don't know who she is? This video has everything you need to know about her, PLUS stick puppets!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Doggy Day Care
Greg Giraldo died on this date 5 years ago and while I was not close with him, I did pitch and write this bit for his show Stand Up Nation with Greg Giraldo. The pitch I wrote was a paragraph of about...
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What Sucks…Subway Performers Who Suck: A What Sucks Investigative Report!...
Picture yourself on a beach in the Caribbean. You are surrounded by beautiful flowers, a delicious frozen drink in your hand. Your feet feel the fine, pink sand under them as a light breeze blows....
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What Sucks…The Reaper
There’s not much to say here. David Bowie was a giant creative force for good in the universe and his loss makes this planet a much less cool place. The man has been responsible for a tremendous output...
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What Sucks…The Reaper
Well, it looks like the Reaper has decided to be a real asshole this week. On Monday, he took the great Bowie, then, the next day, he took one of the great “that guy” actors of his generation,David...
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What Sucks...The Reaper
Colorful character actor, George Gaynes, whose memorable turns as Soleil Moon Frye’s step-dad in the 1980’s sitcom “Punky Brewster”, as well as Dustin Hoffman’s would-be suitor in Tootsie, died this...
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What Sucks…The Reaper
My favorite episode of The Gong Show is the one where every single contestant who comes out, sings “Feelings”. Of course, the great Chuck Barris acts as if he has no idea what’s going on. After the...
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