…Elderly Twins
Stop going out in public, running into you in any setting is chilling!
…Cab Drivers
I don’t even want to talk to these dudes to tell them where I want to go, yet they’re constantly on the phone- what lonely soul is on the other end of that phone?!
If Judgement Day comes down the way they say it will, we're gonna have a hard time explaining this.
…Mistresses
Stop kissing the inside of shirt collars like that- ESPECIALLY if you're gonna wear that much lipstick!
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