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What Sucks…NBC
Signs actress Diane Lane to be in a mini-series about Hillary Clinton where she plays, get this- HILLARY FUCKING CLINTON! Are you shitting me?What, is the entire movie a Bill Clinton fantasy...
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What Sucks…Lady Boilermakers!
Can we end the tradition of taking a college sports team and just adding the word “Lady” to it to indicate the female version of that team? Either change the name for the girls or lose the “Lady” part...
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What Sucks…MmmHops!
So Hanson released a beer called “MmmHops!” I hear the beer tastes great when it first comes out, but then it kind of ages weird. Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks...Videos You Should Check Out: Rob Paravonian's G Train
An ode to the weirdest train line in NYC, the G-Train, by one of the most talented singer/ songwriters of his generation, Rob Paravonian. Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks Presents...The Worst Page On The Internet Today!
Take a good look- click to enlarge if you have to- it's all there, a sex offender says her lover ordered the "baby rape", the man who brought his family to meet the underage teen he planned to "have...
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What Sucks…The Reaper
Underrated and perpetually bald “that guy” actor, Ed Lauter- you knew him as “that guy” from, “Youngblood”, the first (and second) “Longest Yard”, the horrendous Anthony Hopkins/ murderous...
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Jim Leyland, the chain smoking, baseball lifer who won a World Championship with the Florida Marlins in 1997 has decided to hang them up today after a lifetime in baseball. In addition to the Marlins,...
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What Sucks Presents…What The Fuck Is Wrong With These Assholes?: Halloween...
Lookit, Halloween comes around, and we all know the drill- it’s “Sexy Nurse”, “Sexy Cat”, “Sexy Joan d' Arc" until women forcibly take over the world and make it all “realistic portrayals of Marie...
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What Sucks…Kanye
Cancelling dates due to a broken set but don’t worry if you’re in one of the cities he won’t be going to, you’ll still get a chance to see him WHEN HE COMES TO JUDGE THE LIVING AND THE DEAD! WHEN HE...
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What Sucks… Jay Z, Barneys, “Gold”
I don’t get any of this! After all the shit going on with Barneys, Jay-Z turns around launches his new cologne “Gold” there? At this point, my head is spinning- I will say this about the cologne...
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What Sucks…Scientists: Perv Watch Vol.36
Hey! You with the glasses and the lab coat standing in front of a microscope- yes, you. Thank you for working so diligently to find a fossil of two ancientbugs “doing it”. Seriously, very good use of...
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What Sucks…Quick Hits: DMX, Bieber, The Today Show,
…DMXArrested again? At this point if you lined up all his mug-shots in a row and looked at them, real fast, it would be like a new video!…BieberSpending time in a BrazilianBrothel? No judging here...
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What Sucks Presents: “OR…”
The earth stopped on its axis the other day when it noticed a 65 year old Jewish man riding the subway, sitting straight up while an African American man next to him rested his head on his shoulder and...
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What Sucks…R. Kelly and Justin Bieber
These two today announced plans to work together. I’m actually excited to see what these guys can do…to buckets!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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What Sucks…These Jag-Off Terrorists
Jag-off terrorists apologizefor cutting off the wrong guy’s head and ask for “forgiveness and understanding”. I don’t know, apologies or not, this is a pretty big screw up, heads are gonna roll!Follow...
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What Sucks Salutes…Women With Bad Taste In Men
…The 25 Year Old Woman Dating Charlie Manson!Yes, Charlie Manson is dating a 25 year-old woman and…YOU DON’T HAVE A GIRLFRIEND!!! This is actually a very sweet story, I heard he had her at “the man is...
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What Sucks...Robinson Cano
Congrats on the new gig! $225 Mill a year, with October’s off! Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
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