People are wondering what this election means. Has the city embraced a more liberal agenda? Has income inequality become the issue of the year? People, open your eyes!
For 12 years the city has been governed by a borderline-dwarf! Look at him! On one level, it's embarrassing! Sure this guy fixed potholes, but it was because he was a afraid if he fell into one, he'd be lost forever! The guy championed micro-apartments- places to live with 250 square feet- or to him, a spacious APARTMENT!
Now, the first chance we get, 73 percent of us overwhelmingly vote for a dude who’s 6 foot 5! This election was a referendum on height!
Congrats Mayor elect Bill de Blasio, but if Manute Bol ran (G-d rest his soul), I’d be congratulating him right now!