…Taylor Swift
Personalized her “No Trespassing” sign outside her home to say, “I knew you were trouble when you walked in. No Trespassing.” “How adorable”, said the man in the bushes plotting her abduction and murder!
…Jennifer Aniston
Told Good Morning America that she’s tired of being asked whether she wants kids. “I totally understand,” said George Stephanopoulos, “but I asked you how you liked making ‘We’re The Millers’”.
…Michael Lohan
Spoke out about Lindsay’s recovery to “In Touch” saying he and his family will protect her “like pit bulls”. He then added, “…Pit bulls, right, yeah. Okay, Lindsay reality show: she’s locked in a cage with pit bulls. Each week the audience votes another pit bull off…”