I don’t want to say this has been a long winter, but then they checked on Punxsutawney Phil on Groundhog’s Day, it took him a minute to see if he saw his shadow, because he was busy reading Chekhov! Holy shit has this winter sucked and now, on the first day of Spring what happens? Snow.
This is some bullshit.
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