What Sucks…T-Rex Boudoir Shots: Perv Watch Vol. 39
Perv-a-saurus! Let’s hope they don’t move in herds. Laugh all you want, but this is what dinosaurs have to go through to get cast in a Harvey Weinstein T-Rex movie. WTF is going on here? Look, I...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Pimps!
A pimp in Vancouver is suing a newspaper because he claims it ruined his rep.I get it, you spend your whole life building your rep as a pimp- you offer health insurance, dental, 401K- and then some...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Depressed Fish!
Fish Depression no laughing matter? I beg to differ!Are there therapists for fish? 'Cause if a fish is talking about a feeling of "drowning" and not having any "oxygen", they may be talking about...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Spiderman Homecoming! Perv Watch: Vol. 38
Hey, people in charge of the new Spiderman movie, we get it, you want us to want to boink Aunt May. Seriously, way to be subtle. She’s gone from old lady to “less old lady” to Mona Lisa Friggin Vito....
View ArticleWhat Sucks…Nazis! (Alt-Right, Richard Spencer)
I won’t pretend to know what keeps the slight flicker of the Neo-Nazi movement alive (outside of prisons) in our country. (Inside prisons, I get it.) I understand that there’s little to do in the...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…The Reaper
My favorite episode of The Gong Show is the one where every single contestant who comes out, sings “Feelings”. Of course, the great Chuck Barris acts as if he has no idea what’s going on. After the...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...The Reaper
Colorful character actor, George Gaynes, whose memorable turns as Soleil Moon Frye’s step-dad in the 1980’s sitcom “Punky Brewster”, as well as Dustin Hoffman’s would-be suitor in Tootsie, died this...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…The Reaper
Well, it looks like the Reaper has decided to be a real asshole this week. On Monday, he took the great Bowie, then, the next day, he took one of the great “that guy” actors of his generation,David...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…The Reaper
There’s not much to say here. David Bowie was a giant creative force for good in the universe and his loss makes this planet a much less cool place. The man has been responsible for a tremendous output...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…Subway Performers Who Suck: A What Sucks Investigative Report!...
Picture yourself on a beach in the Caribbean. You are surrounded by beautiful flowers, a delicious frozen drink in your hand. Your feet feel the fine, pink sand under them as a light breeze blows....
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Doggy Day Care
Greg Giraldo died on this date 5 years ago and while I was not close with him, I did pitch and write this bit for his show Stand Up Nation with Greg Giraldo. The pitch I wrote was a paragraph of about...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Carly Fiorina!
Don't know who she is? This video has everything you need to know about her, PLUS stick puppets!Follow What Sucks on Twitter!
View ArticleWhat Sucks…The TSA’s Instagram!
If you get a second and want to be disturbed to the point where you can’t sleep, head on over to the TSA’s Instagram feed- and relax, because it’s not pictures of you being patted down or going...
View ArticleWhat Sucks Salutes Women With Bad Taste In Men: Leidy Figueroa!
Pretty soon, Leidy Figueroa will marry Joran Van der Sloot, if you want to get them a gift they are registered at Crate and Barrel, and Batesville Casket company! I hear the vows are, “to have and to...
View ArticleWhat Sucks Presents…Doctor or Not A Doctor!
With Measles making a comeback like and set to go on tour with mumps when school starts up again this fall, WhatSucksBlog thought it might be time to play a round of it's brand new game show,...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…Eric Cantor: So Long, Douchebag Edition
Eric Cantor, (more like Eric CANTor- you all can use that!) one of the country’s leading douches, and the very douche to tweet the above thanking BOSSES for their contribution on Labor Day, was voted...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…The NSA! (Vol. 1)
The NSA, you know the people apparently reading your emails, listening in on your phone calls and examining your texts- they’re sick of you texting that girl “U up?” by the way, are looking into...
View ArticleWhat Sucks...Stamps in Finland!
Let’s face it, in the US, snail mail is dying a slow death. The concept of writing a letter, putting a stamp on it and mailing it is a lost art and is being replaced by email, texting, IMing and any...
View ArticleWhat Sucks…Quick Hits: Elderly Twins, Cab Drivers, Mummenschanz, Mistresses
…Elderly Twins Stop going out in public, running into you in any setting is chilling! …Cab DriversI don’t even want to talk to these dudes to tell them where I want to go, yet they’re constantly on the...
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